So, almost everyone knows by now, and I thought that it was high time that I announce it to the world.
<trumpets>Dana’s pregnant!</trumpets>
Sometime in late September or early October, I, Justin Flowers, am going to become a daddy, and there’ll be one more Flowers in the world, god help us.
My Dad is loving it, most of all he finally gets his wish and becomes a grandfather, and secondarily he’s going to love all of the trouble the kid is going to cause me.
When I told him, he said, “You know, Justin, a person’s kid is always worse than you ever were.”
When I laughed it off, he smiled with cold eyes and said, “Pay-back’s a bitch.”
… I guess I was a little harder on him, growing up, than I thought I had been.
Oh well, how hard can it be?
Seriously, the kid is going to be tiny. I’m a pretty big guy, the kid is going to be nothing in comparison! I’m Justin Flowers…
I can take him.
