Shelter from the Living Dead
March 19, 2008
I got a good reaction to my last zombie article, so I thought I’d continue to another often misunderstood topic with zombies: What are the best places to hide from zombies.
Movies and books generally use the shelter as a story location and, more often than not, as a plot device. In ‘Dawn of the Dead’ the central characters take refuge in a shopping mall. The mall was chosen because it seems, in a general sense, like a perfect shelter as a result of the huge array of supplies it affords. It also proved the perfect location to set a socio-economic commentary, which is what ‘Dawn of the Dead’ was. The movie was a pivotal one in zombie history and, as a result of its cult status, malls have become the cliche shelter against zombies.
Other common shelters from fiction include boarded houses, military bases, funeral parlors, schools, sea ships, and even pubs. The point is: In fiction, the shelter is simply another aspect of the story and not a guide for real zombie shelters.
But, where should you take shelter when the army of undead rise from their cold graves in the inevitable apocalypse?
What is the perfect zombie shelter?
On the face of it there really is no “perfect” shelter. Any shelter, depending on a number of factors (including its upkeep and materials), is prone to failure at a crucial moment. But, we should have an ideal shelter to base our security measures on. It also helps to get all of our ideas down on paper.
To get to the perfect shelter, we must first consider the zombie’s limitations. For this scenario, we’ll be considering the limitations of the “dead” zombie; and in the event of the “live” zombie outbreak, you should disregard the ideas in this post and consider survival tactics aimed at surviving human aggressors.
The dead zombie is a decomposing human.
At it’s core a zombie is a poorly made person whose condition worsens with each passing second. They are easy to outrun and in a one on one match, they are no competition for even the least fit living human. But, as I plan to detail more thoroughly in a future post, they have strengths that lie, primarily in numbers. When you combine their ability to form groups and assimilate their victims as combined with the fact that they can’t easily be killed, the balance swings broadly away from the living and toward the dead.
But, the weaknesses of the individual are also the weaknesses of the group.
A group of zombies is no more capable of scoring a slam-dunk in a basketball game than is an individual zombie. They lack the strength and muscular flexibility to jump that high. A group of zombies can’t run or jump or do cartwheels any better than any one of its members. So, although the group is decidedly more dangerous, it can also be looked at as a single specimen when considering shelter alternatives.
The perfect shelter must play against zombies’ weaknesses.
Let’s look at the zombie, shall we? A zombie is a decomposing person, their muscles don’t heal with strain and every step they take carries them one step closer toward eventual paralysis. So, what can’t a zombie do?
A zombie can’t:
Jump
Climb steep surfaces
Swim
Run
Swing from their arms
This list gives a fairly complete, although generalized view of their physical limits. And, the perfect shelter should take advantage of these.
Given the limits, a perfect shelter would be a boat or a building that is high off the ground with only climbing entrances. The perfect shelter should also include supplies and an easy exit.
Max Brooks the world’s leading expert on zombies suggests a community of houses on pier beams that stand at least ten feet off the ground. The houses would be interconnected by a series of suspended walkways.
I have to say I agree. And, even though this type of shelter invites the possibility of running out of supplies and finding yourself trapped above an ocean of hungry undead; it’s good to keep in mind that no shelter is perfect.
Another alternative is aboard a ship in the ocean. In a ship it’s possible to fish for supplies and evaporate fresh water. Unfortunately, with floating zombies and low tides, the possibility of zombie attack remains, as well as a likelihood of exposure and drowning.
Every person will have preferences when it comes to shelter from the walking dead, and something to keep in mind is that you probably won’t want to be alone – meaning you might have to compromise on your shelter.
But, no matter where you decide to shelter yourself when the zombies roll in, make sure that you keep in mind the zombies’ weaknesses as well as your own. And, more than anything be prepared.
Want to know more about our undead kin? Find more about zombies here: Zombies on The Flowercast
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