Urban Zombies and High Rises
April 28, 2008
Today, my post is a question/answer post. One of my readers wrote in with a very important question that directly involves all urban survivors. If there is any possibility that you might be in or near a city when the outbreak occurs, you should read this post carefully.
How do you feel about high-rises, as in “I Am Legend”? Can dead zombies use elevators? - Suzi
Great question, Suzi. Quite often, and especially in the heart of big cities, people try to use the height of sky-scrapers as an advantage against the encroaching dead menace.
There are multiple reasons for the choice:
- The height - The height of the buildings give a feeling of safety, and make survivors feel as if they’ve been removed from the armageddon unfolding below.
- The reduced access - Keeping in mind the limitations of the zombie (Shelter from the living dead) it’s easy to think that a high-rise building is inaccessible to the average zombie, who can’t use elevators, use keys or climb walls.
- Better Surveillance - Limiting his/her scope to one floor, with only one or two entrance/exits makes a survivor feel more in control of what is happening.
- Comfort - Being indoors is always preferable to the alternative. A survivor can stay out of the weather and usually maintain some form of air conditioning. And, finally, let’s face it: If the survivor is used to high-rise buildings, it’s going to be psychologically more comforting as well.
The upsides of high-rise buildings certainly make them sound palettable and even preferable to other shelters, but they must never be considered. They are dangerous traps and will expose you to the horrible enemy more easily than an open field. Here are the reasons to avoid high-rise buildings at all costs:
- Difficult Access - Often some of the things that make a shelter seem appropriate are reasons that it isn’t appropriate. We musn’t forget that the zombie is a pale and horrible reflection of ourselves. If it’s impossible for a zombie to do something, it may also be impossible for a human. Imagine going out for supplies and being chased back to you living quarters by a hoard of undead. Do you really want to be chased up 40 flights of stairs? And, what about getting the place to begin with? Unless you’re already living there, you would have to fight your way through multiple levels of zombies to find an appropriate living space. It’s impractical and unsafe.
- Few exits/entrances - Every benefit comes with a problem. By limiting the number of places that a zombie can use to get in and out, you also limit your own entrances and exits. In an emergency you need as many exits as possible.
- It’s a trap - A high-rise is a trap. Imagine the concept of a high building laid on its side. Imagine that you still have to go all the way to one end to get in and out. It looks like a bucket with you, the prey, caught in one end, and the other end open to whatever comes along. Also, I don’t think I have to remind you of the plot of The Towering Inferno, but I will remind you that the rise of the zombies will more than likely be accompanied by many accidental and intentional fires.
So, Suzi, when the end approaches, do everything you can to insure that you are as far away from high-rises as you can get. Don’t put yourself in the position of being the only human left in an infested trap.




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