Killing your Infected Friends: When is the Best Time?

by flowersjustin on August 21, 2008

The scenario rises again and again. The survivors of a zombie outbreak face constant attacks from zombies, and dangers from the undead as well as their less-than-friendly living brethren.

Finally after a days, or even weeks, of running and jumping and dodging, not to mention a lot of saving each other’s lives, they find out that one of their number has been bitten.

They might be blissfully ignorant of the fact that a bite equals an unpleasant death and consequential rise from the grave, but it always happens. The smallest scratch, that makes bodily fluid transfer possible, creates a zombie.

So, as a survivor, what is the protocol when dealing with our doomed compatriots? Should they be slain on the spot, their brains destroyed and their body burned, lest they should rise and track down their former friends?

Or should they be given every accommodation? Should they be allowed to live out the remainder of their lives in the company of their friends? And, only when the last breath has passed from their lungs and their dull, staring eyes have reopened, filled with murderous, apathy should we destroy them.

This is a question that has plagued survivors time after time, and will continue to be an issue in the future. I can’t give you a hard fast rule for dealing with your companions because every group of friends is different.

Immediate and merciless destruction of a victim of zombie contamination may work well in some groups and cause stress and turmoil among the remaining survivors of others.

Only the group can know what’s best.

With that said, I’d like to make sure you can make a well-informed decision when the time comes, so here is some information you may find interesting.

The Process of Becoming a Zombie

An infected individual, depending on the size of the wound, may have anywhere between 24 and 120 hours before they die and their corpse is reanimated as a flesh-eating menace.

Before reanimation, the infected will go into an extended coma, accompanied by high fever, that generally lasts between 4 and 7 hours. At the end of the coma, the victim’s heart and nervous system stop during what is known as clinical death.

The final rest of the victim has a wide range, it can be anywhere from less than a minute to several hours, so this is really one of the more dangerous times to be with the infected friend.

When the zombie rises, it’s important to remember that it is a zombie and is in no way related to your former friend. The only thing the zombie shares with your friend is their body. More than one person has been lulled into the false belief that they could do something to cure their loved ones. Don’t become a victim yourself.

Considerations During Destruction

To stop the zombie you must remove the head or destroy the brain. Removing the head severs the spinal cord and stops the zombie from moving. Destroying the brain destroys the creatures conscious mind.

This is an important distinction. Studies show that an immobile zombie with a severed spinal cord still has a conscious mind trapped inside.

Further Dangers

When destroying the newly created menace keep in mind that all of its body fluids have the potential of infecting you. A single drop of blood mixed with your own will make you the next to die.

Finally, I think it’s important to discuss your plans with your companions well in advance. An open line of communication is always important in any group, and especially important when you may have to kill one of them.

  • Ironback
    Hrmmm...
    To kill your friend before they change or to wait, that is the question. Well... Who here has seen the movie Ol' Yeller? In Land of the Dead how long did they wait to shoot the third soldier that was to "escort" the group towards the end? You know, the one the priest bit? Which brings up another question... That head was barely attatched to the body by a flap of flesh with spinal cord obviously severed. Meh, guess it all depends on which school of thought you subscribe to. But I digress let us continue.

    Anyhoodyhow, back to the origional reason for this post. For myself, it would depend greatly if this was a true friend I knew before "Z-Hour" hit or just another survivor I met along the way. A friend I would offer comfort to and ease his journey. If I have an ampule of morphine, I'm keepin it. But a little toke of grass for my passing friend? You betch ya!

    The guy that's part of the PUG (Pick Up Group)? *KAPOW* ala Land of the Dead. Strip em down, take his food and ammo. "Oh, nice boots Tex, guess you won't be needin them any longer eh?" Split his/her gear up evenly amongst the group while letting the recently ventilated's friends get first grabs. This is to ease their pain and load em up on a little guilt so they can't point fingers at you for adding an extra hole to their friend's cranium.

    There are so many other subjects to discuss...
    What vehicle to use? Go green or get mean?!
    Clothing? Thick leather or should I just salt myself after rolling in butter?
    Weapons? Full auto or semi? Rifles are a must, but what kind of sidearm would you carry? Don't forget about meele weapons!
    Where to live? I have already posted my thoughts on this and I stand firm that it is the safest way.
    We'll leave sex out fo the convesation for now. You need to answer the privious questions before you can even begin to eyeball that blonde that's screaming her pretty little head off.

    I smiled when I read what you would seak in a group member. I spent 7 years in teh Marine Corps Infantry. I'm still active duty, but I've been an Independant Duty Corpsman (medic) for over a decade now. *ahem* I was also a Boy Scout and I have over 5 years of living at sea. So... when Z-Hour hits, head to the prison closest to Petaluma, CA. Announce yourself good an loud and come palms up. Or you might just get sniped. : )


    p.s. I claim dibs on the term "Z-Hour". : P
  • Good plan, and it applies to coworkers as well - you never know where you'll be when the zombie attacks strike. I'll bring this up tomorrow during the weekly wellinar and see how it flies.
  • Let me know how that goes. It's something I've always wanted to bring up at work: Do we have a Zombie Survival Contingency Plan, and what are the companies obligations to its employees.
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